harry: the platform is closed, what do we do?

ron: well, there is absolutely no way we can just stay here and wait for an adult. it's not like my parents have to come back to the car when they're done. literally nobody will notice that we didn't get on the train, bc it's not like we came here with like, six other people. i'm sure if we explained this situation, via the owl you have with you right this minute, to any of the teachers at hogwarts they would, in no way, offer us any sort of assistance.

harry: you're right. there is only one option.

ron and harry: -fly the goddamn car to hogwarts-

me: whY THE FUCK???


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